New _____ transplant, Cheri Waterhouse, formerly of Morris, Il, West Chicago, Il, Tempe AZ, New York, NY and most recently Los Angeles, CA, determindly filled out hundreds of online _______ and sent out countless _______ to every possible job she could see herself in. "This is really ________," she thought as she scoped indeed.com and the ladders.com for the ____day in a row. "I think I'd rather roll in my own _____ or maybe just have lunch. As she went to the refrigerator, she stared _____ at the ______ leftovers from the previous evening. "Naw," she thought. "I'd rather have the _______. I don't care if I'm supposed to be eating healthier _____."
Today was a wake up call. She had arrived at the _____ _______ Career Center. There were ______ of cars when she _______. As she opened the door, she was met by _____greeters and told to sit down along with the _____ of people looking for a _______. Large screens touting facts about______ flashed around her. "Wow, she thought, I never knew that the ______ _______ Convention floor is over ____________ sq ft. And it's ________!" After waiting _____ minutes, she was called up to a __________ and was asked several questions about why she ___________. Cheri was charming and engaging and thought she ______ the pants off the ________. The _______ informed her she was moving her forward, but they weren't hiring until September. "_________, September?! You're ________me." But she was assured this information was ________. "Back to the ________ _________," she thought. "Job hunting is _____, _______, _________ and _________!!!"
All I could do was fill in the blanks with dirty words. Of course.
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